Oh for a sheet of paper
As per my previous post, I was scheduled to arrive in London today. Unfortunately, I am stuck in Australia for an indeterminent period of time due to one sheet of paper being in limbo somewhere in the U.K. rather than on this side of the globe in my hands. This magical piece of paper is the original copy of my work permit and looks something like this. I have been approved to work in the U.K. but not to enter the country! I have a copy of a letter from the Border and Immigration Agency that says that my permit has been approved but sadly the U.K. Government's electronic records and signed letters are not enough to be issued an entry clearance - a requirement for people in my situation since November 2003. Only the original piece of paper sent from the other side of the world will do.
I only learned of this impediment on Christmas Eve when I fronted at the high security British High Commission office in Canberra. This was just after my employer's office closed for Christmas with the staff I have been dealing with away until the 2nd of January. A week is a long time to wait for any action when your partner is on the other side of the world trying to open bank accounts and find a place to live without you.
When I called the Border and Immigration Agency in the U.K. just a couple of hours ago I was told that it is illegal for them to tell me if my work permit has been printed, dispatched or anything else about it! Now, after working flat-out to throw out, store or sell every item I own in a couple of weeks, I am forced to spend another couple of weeks twiddling my thumbs, unable to enter a country that I have entered half-a-dozen times before. This is an extremely frustrating first run-in with the British Bureaucracy.