The Matrix 3
October 9, 2003, 6:51:53 pm

I saw the third Matrix movie last night. It was okay, but since it was an exclusive showing, you'll all have to wait til its released in the theatres.

Okay, now for some spoilers. The movie's plot takes a rapid departure from the other two movies. It this movie there doesn't seem to be much of a Matrix, though Neo is in some sort of trouble.

He finds a love interest other than Trinity (I didn't see Trinity once in this movie) but never even gets to kiss her, as he cannot fix the partitioned doors that open out to the back yard (the front door to the place is around the side.. weird).

At one stage he loses one of the doors through the hole and discovers that it pokes through in to said love interests bedroom. He pushes it back through. But before he can enjoy the fruits of his labor he is off to court.

Yes, it seems that our hero Neo is actually a lawyer, or training lawyer.. or something. Something about books any way. Well, the movie ends in court and I got the distinct feeling that he was going to win the court case, as 'right' was on his side. I look forward to the Matrix 4.

For those of you who haven't cottened on, this was a dream I had last night. Dreams rarely make sense. If you're good at interpreting dreams, please add a comment to this blog :)

By Eric on October 9, 2003, 7:38:35 pm

Ok, here's what it all means. You are Neo, that's obvious. Neo's in trouble means you're in trouble. Another love interest means you changed the channel the day before. Never getting to kiss her signifies nothing. You never get to kiss anyone. The broken doors represent all the missed opportunities in your life. The front door should be on the side of the house because you've lost all sense of perspective. The door disappears - you have no more opportunities. You're stuck. Finding the bedroom but not being able to get to it means you should quit looking in your neighbors' windows. Lawyers are smarmy so you view yourself as a sleazy sub-human. But since you really aren't sure he's a lawyer, the jury's still out. The books hold the clues, but you find no use for difficult things like those. Even though the movie ended without a verdict, your feeling was correct. You're really not a smarmy lawyer, you just play one on tv. Now quit eating so much pizza before bed. $125 american please. :-)

By Sammy 'The Clown' Simon on October 28, 2004, 3:58:41 am

"Timmy & Lassie" made Sunday nights so special for my family, but then the show's producers added the Ranger and started having all-animal episodes. Things got very boring; around the same time, my mom started drinking heavily and becoming delusional; then I reached puberty, and had to leave the room to wack-off every 15 minutes. We didn't have much time for -- or interest in -- "Lassie" post-Timmy. BTW, Timmy & Lassie were fuckin' -- This I KNOW.

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