This is why I love reading Lileks
Resolved: whenever I see someone in the grocery store pick up an Old El Paso Taco Pizza kit, and they seem to be debating the purchase, I will spring forward, knock the box from their hand and shout RUN! POISON GAS STREAMING IN FROM THE JERSEY MARSHES! They will leave the store, and forget all about the Taco Pizza kit. I will have done my part.It's well worth reading the whole thing. This is the same guy who wrote The Gallery of Regrettable Food, a truly funny send up of 50's food.

