Should be short
Spotted in Industry Analyst Reporter Firm News
Gartner's Office of the Ombudsman has launched its own blog. Written by two Gartner veteran analysts and Ombudsman program leaders -- Nancy Erskine and Larry Perlstein -- the weblog is intended to support "an open and frank discussion on topics related to Gartner's analytical independence, accuracy, and integrity."
In a snarky tone, he said "well then, there probably won't be many entries then - possibly none..."
Or even more snarkily: "Maybe there will be tons of posts, in order to explain the general lack of cluefulness..."

