Found on madbean - how software developers will end the world:
"The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents."
heh. I find that terribly amusing...
Update: I love this one, being a Product Manager
"There is probably no job on earth for which an ability to believe six impossible things before breakfast is more of a requirement than software project management."