Halloween tricks

Heh. KIds come to my door:

Them: Trick or Treat!

Me: We'll take the trick

Them: Huh??

Me: What, no trick? I'll have to take all your candy

Funniest response to that yet? One kid yelled No! and ran off. Yes, I do give them candy after the exchange :)

What do you want, I'm wearing a jester outfit this year...