Talk about your desperate to please

Jonathan Schwartz tries to see if any of the warm glow that Apple emits might reflect his way:

So I'd like to personally invite you to adopt Solaris 10 as the underpinning of the next generation Mac. We both respect Unix, both respect innovation*, and both clearly see volume opportunities in extending choice to developers. We'd love to work together.

Sure, as if Apple would spend tons of cash to attach itself to a boat anchor like Sun. How's that StorageTek acquisition going for you Jonathan?