Humorous spam

Every so often I get a piece of junk that makes me laugh. I was going through my junk folder (a small percentage of real mail lands there.... grr...) and ran across a bogus offer for office programs. For one thing, get a load of their "sales pitch":

Are you looking for affordable operation progeam and system for your PC? Then you have found the best right store. You can check the site for a wide selection of quality program discs on sale. More than 850 program discs for office operation, programming, server maintenance, PC diagnostics, finance and graphic design& processing.

I love that word selection (not to mention spelling) - "affordable operation progeam and system for your PC". Makes me want to dash right off and click on the link they provided. Here's the best part though - at the very end of the message was this text, apparently intended to defeat filters:

media reported late Sunday that the head of Palestinian security in Gaza, Rashid Abu Shbak, added running back Brian Westbrook, who decimated the Viking defense early in the game as a

I guess that counts as broken field running :)